Joke No. 250

An Elderly Lady

An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house,
broke her leg.� As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not
to climb any stairs.

Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.

"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.

"Yes," he replied.

"Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and tired of shinnying up
and down that drainpipe every time I have to take the garbage
out to the curb!"