Joke No. 245

Reading on Vacation

"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily
bandaged man sitting up in bed.

"Well, I went down to Busch Gardens on vacation and decided
to take a ride on the Loch Ness Monster... As we came up to
the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side
of the track.

I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn't make it
out. I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we
went by so quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said.

By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a
third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get
a better view."

"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?"
asked the visitor.

"Yes," he said sheepishly, "Remain seated at all times!"