Joke No. 261

The Little Boy

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,
and noticed the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy
asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the
Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and two grandchildren,
and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting a little impatient, said, "I am the Father of
hundreds," and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over
and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead
of your collar?"