Joke No. 254

Bill

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were
married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played
upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading
the payback he knew was coming.

Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood
up during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple should not
be married'. His reception wasn't disrupted by streakers or
smoke-bombs, and the car the couple was to take on their
honeymoon was in perfect working order.

When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room, Bill
even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always
loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that he had come
away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.

Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Bill called down to room
service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."

At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make that
five."