Joke No. 256

The Robber

You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?"
asked the judge.

"Yes," answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject.

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in
four times!"

"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect. "But three times my
wife didn't like the color."