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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Joke No. 255

The Sunday School Teacher

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers asked his class,
"Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,
"He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's
in my heart." Little Davie, waving his hand furiously, blurted
out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"

The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long
seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Davie
how he knew this.

Little Davie said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are
you still in there?!"

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