Joke No. 268
Mrs. Morris Siegel
Mrs. Morris Siegel beckoned to a salesman in Bergdorf Goodman's,
pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said,
"Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy
over there?"
"That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather snotty
salesman.
"Oy! For $99.95 I could get the same dress at Klein's Bargain
Store downtown!"
"But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the dress at
Klein's is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool."
"Nu! So for $800 I should be caring what the lambs do at night?"
Mrs. Morris Siegel beckoned to a salesman in Bergdorf Goodman's,
pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said,
"Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy
over there?"
"That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather snotty
salesman.
"Oy! For $99.95 I could get the same dress at Klein's Bargain
Store downtown!"
"But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the dress at
Klein's is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool."
"Nu! So for $800 I should be caring what the lambs do at night?"
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