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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Joke No. 265

The Human Brain

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular culling of the
weakest members.

Much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells,
but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine.

Thash why you alwaysch feel scho musch schmarter
after a few beersch.

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