Joke No. 264

WATCH & CLOCK

In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the
difference between a watch and a clock. I told the students
that when it was a large timepiece on a wall and not attached
to your body, it was called a clock. When it was worn on your
body, it was called a watch.

A few days later we had a power outage, and our classroom
clocks had not been reset. I asked Luis, who was wearing a
wristwatch, for the time. Luis looked at his wrist, and then
confidently announced, "It is exactly ten o'watch."