Joke No. 272

The Minister, The Priest And A Rabbi

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day.
It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when
they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded,
they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries
while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an
open area, who should come along but a group of ladies
from town.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the
priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face
while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left, and the men got their clothes back
on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he
covered his face rather than his privates.

The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY
congregation, it's my face they would recognize."