Joke No. 274

The Lady

A lady had just finished taking a CPR course, and was on the
lookout for a chance to try it out. As she left the shopping center,
she saw a man lying on the floor with a lot of people around him.
Screaming, "I know CPR!", she ran to the person, threw her
bag down, loosened all tight clothing and got ready to start
mouth-to-mouth.

At this stage, a huge policeman tapped her on the shoulder and
asked, "Do you mind, ma'am? I'm trying to arrest this man!"