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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Joke No. 275


A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he
would give her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy
and secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked, "How will you know when the baby was

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write `Spaghetti` on the back.

He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One
day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey, you received a very strange post card today," she said.

"Oh, just give it to me and I will explain it later," he said. The
wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white, and fainted.

On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
with meat balls, one without.


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