Joke No. 139

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped
home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land,
for $150."

The man thought about it for a few seconds and then told him
he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship
your wife's dead body home, when it would be wonderful to
be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."