Joke No. 204

The Gorilla

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with
straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front
of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the
bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted
and pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more
by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played
along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises
that would wake the dead.

She got into the spirit of things and started jumping up and
down and teasing the ape without any more prompting. This
drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to
the cage, pushed her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage
door shut. "Now, tell him, you have a headache."