Joke No. 220

A Happy Man

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty- two,
wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I go married and committed
my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say
a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want one last wild fling, just come up."

I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door, I opened the door, and headed
straight toward my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test
... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family."

And the moral of this story is . . .

Always keep your condoms in your car.