Joke No. 140

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems
for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor
was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that
allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor
and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family
must be really pleased you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family
yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've
changed my will five times already!"