Joke No. 151

Drunk Robbery

A drunk had 14 shots of tequilla. After he decides
to go home.

2 minutes later the drunk runs back in the bar. He
asks the bartender for the phone, and the drunk
calls 911, "Is there a problem, sir," asks the
operator. "Yes," replies the drunk replies,"someone
broke into my car, they stole the stearing wheel,
the brake pedal, the accelerator and even the
dashboard."

Minutes later police arrive on the scene.

The drunk goes up to the head officer and says,
"nevermind, i got into the backseat by mistake."