Joke No. 148

Unlucky Lawyer

Once there was this guy named Bill, and his favorite sport
was driving around in his truck hitting lawyers. One day as
Bill was out running over lawyers and having tons of fun,
he saw a priest hitch hiking on the side of the road. Mistaking
him for a lawyer, Bill almost hit him, but swerved away at
the last second. Feeling terrible, Bill offered to give the
priest a ride.

So Bill and the priest are driving along, neither of them
saying much, when Bill saw a lawyer walking along. He
immediately recognized him by the trail of slime he left in
his wake. Getting all excited, Bill sped up in hot pursuit of
the lawyer. At the very last second, Bill remembered the
priest sitting in his truck with him, and he swerved out of
the way. Relieved to have missed the lawyer, Bill turned to
the priest. "Father, I almost hit a lawyer!" Bill cried.

"Oh dont worry sonny" the priest replied. "I got him with my
door."