Joke No. 145

ALBERT EINSTEIN's BIRTHDAY

This month is the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday.
He was born March 14, 1879.

Few remember that the great scientist married his cousin,
Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

Einstein stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she
was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted
to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if
there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.