Joke No. 146

THE BRIDE

On their honeymoon, the pretty bride slipped into a sexy
nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only
to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on
the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to
make love to her, he replied, "It's Lent."

In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous
thing I have ever heard!? Who did you lend it to, and for
how long?"