Joke No. 205

The Second Wedding

A couple was married for 40 years and decided they
wanted to renew their vows and planned a second
wedding. They were discussing the details with their
friends. The wife wasn't going to wear a traditional
bridal gown and she started describing the dress she
was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what
color shoes she had to go with the dress. She replied,
"Silver."

At that point, her husband quipped, "Yes, silver, to
match her hair."

She looked at her husband, who had been getting a
little bald spot and said, "So, I guess you are going
barefoot."