Joke No. 143

Ole Olson

Ole Olson was working at the fish plant up north in
Duluth when he accidentally cut off all ten of his
fingers.

He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and
when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole
and said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see vad I
can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"Vad do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" he
said. "Lord - it's 2006! He's got microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put
dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't
you bring da fingers?"

To which Ole answered, "How da hell was I suppose
to pick dem up?"