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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Joke No. 173

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"

The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

Joke No. 172

The Waitress

A customer was so infatuated with his waitress he decided
to ask her for a date, but couldn't get her attention.

When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked

Finally he followed her into the kitchen and confronted her.
With a total lack of finesse, he blurted out his invitation.

To his amazement, she readily consented.

He said, "Why have you been avoiding me since you
served me? You wouldn't even make eye contact."

"Oh," replied the waitress, "I thought you wanted more

Joke No. 171


Two guys had businesses on the same street. One
had customers coming and going and the other, well,
maybe two or three a day.

Finally, Morris, whose business was doing badly,
decided to visit Shapiro, who was doing very well.
Going in the door, he saw a large banner over the
entrance which read : "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE."

Morris wanted to know why Shapiro was going out of
business, since he seemed to be doing so well. Shapiro
confided, "That sign has been in my window for almost
eight years. If I took it down, I would go out of business."

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